The 12 Days of Christmas…

(Just fill these into the normal words and you
have a song written especially for Christmas
in Cameroon)


On the first day of Christmas a whiteman gave to me,

Some achu in a foufou bowl
…Two sugar canes
…Three broken taxis
…Four pus pus carts
…Five kola nuts
…Six kicking goats
…Seven mamis fighting
…Eight roasted plantains
…Nine Nigerian movies
…Ten singing light strings
…Eleven Castel Milk Stouts
…Twelve Bia panges